the writing machine

A Partial list of my early romantic/erotic fixations would should have let me know you were coming:

She Hulk. Jo From Facts of Life, particularly when she was working on her motorcycle or acting particularly butch. Betty Boop. The woman with Tiger Skin in Heavy Metal Magazine. A pissed-off Refugee woman in National Geographic. Janet from Rocky Horror Picture Show. Every woman in the 1982 June issue of Easy Rider magazine. Wendy the good witch. The knock-off Hot Lips Houlihan from the pornographic film “Nurses of the 4077” on Betamax, Vampirella. A lot. Ophelia, drowning. Elvira, mistress of the Dark in a bud light halloween ad. EN Vogue, in that video with the silver dresses. Storm, from the X men. The evil ancient vampire elf in elfquest, when they get to the crashed spaceship. Sissy Spacek. The witch from The Wizard of Oz. Pia Zadora in that incest movie. The elf that interbred with wolves in Elfquest. The chained slave lady in the Frank Frazetta painting. The lady with the giant lizard monster thing in that other Frank Frazetta painting. Jane Child. Toni Braxton. Jodi Watley. Wendy and Lisa from Purple Rain. The woman in the Creepy comic who pretended to be dead to have sex with the Necrophile, who murdered her when she blinked. Kitiara, the evil general in the DragonLance books. The teenager who gets murdered early on in Silent Night, Deadly Night. Ayla from Clan of the Cave Bear. The shiny sexy robot on the cover of Omni magazine. The coppertone girl. A hustler centerfold in which the woman was a confusingly scantily clad eskimo. The Elf queen Galadriel. The headless body that controlled a spaceship in a particularly problematic Heavy Metal comic. Sarah Bernhardt as Medea murdering her children in a poster. Priscilla Presley. Barbara Eden as Genie. Grace Slick from The Jefferson Airplane. Heart. Both of them. Sharon Tate in a field of flowers with the word “why?” Squeaky Fromme. Joan Jett. The dominatrix woman from the English Leather cologne ad. “my men wear English Leather or they wear nothing at all” Red Sonja. A naked woman playing a flute in a watercolor painting. The sexy robot in the Piers Anthony book Blue Adept. The black mass scene from a Time Life mysteries of the occult book. Goyas witches. Anne of green gables when she gets her friend drunk on cherry cordial and they almost make out.. The mean girl from Little House on the Prarie. Ginger when the ape man took her and Mary Anne. Morticia Adams. Tabitha and Endora from Bewitched. An Alphonse Mucha Beer Maiden. A Nun riding a bicycle. Ms Jones with the devil in her.